I love my prominent wife –
she’s my Jackie Onassis.
Like Robinson in his prime –
what makes her so fantastic
is how confident she slides home like elastic as she owns her space.
She wears 42 with ease and importance.
No one else has the fortitude in this league to sport it…
She’s gorgeous-ly enormous – larger than life in her own way.
How else can I say it?
How else can I engage it?
When I knelt, it was the safest risk I’d ever taken in my recorded life.
Once I saw how tall her stature stood,
I knew I’d withdraw my bachelorhood…
She cracked the wood like a batter should –
sending my prayer into orbit right.
I mean, she smacked it good –
Without batting an eye for a practiced look!
Rather, her pattern matched and withstood what the
good Lord received when I pitched.
When it came to my bride and wife,
I knew my likes and dislikes…
With two strikes inside, I couldn’t afford another swing and a miss.
And my goodness, how she scored!
She left every stat book stoutly scorched!
She took my foul sheet torched and ran straight into the hall of fame!
She became both my season opener
And my seasoned closer….
Giving the game new meaning like a homer launched into space!
Imagine watching the first guy knock it out the park.
That was me back then – the first time she locked down my heart.
She knocked it out the box, Rick Fox – with a rich walk that put other hitters to shame!
I don’t mean to be blunt when I say this,
But compared to her, others just bunted in cages…
She’s my Nothing-Bundt-Cake Miss – the centered “peace” of my center stage!
She’s my hard-hitter, no chase:
she’s so sweet – she gets cavities dugout!
She’s not just considered on base,
she’s on-fleek – she makes gravity bug out!
As the son gradually comes out, she’s like high balls at high noon –
that’s how fly she is!
Without a veteran’s eyeball, you’d be blind to her Quintessence…
(That’s a reference to fly balls for guys who had to squint to catch it!)…
Have I convinced you yet? – the glimpse you’ve detected shows how fine she is!
Similar to this serpentine climate,
She sends my Mercury rising…
Like the uncertainty of this virus – she keeps evolving in the prime of her homestay!
Like baseball and apple pie,
She’s my favorite pastime and apple of my eye…
That’s why I tackle these rhymes like I’m sliding into home plate!
It’s because she depicts exact and picture-perfect worth!
The best pitchers can’t match her curvature.
Her frame bats .1000 pictures worded per inning.
That’s why she’s in the Major League!
That’s why she’s my favored Queen!…
Like that wayward Sheen – being with her means one word: #WINNING!
THIS is the woman I celebrate!
THIS is the woman I designate!
This is the woman who breaks then sets the record straight in a liege of her own!
She gave this “walk of shamer” renewed joy –
Making her a “Hall of Famer” from my viewpoint!…
Elevated in a game full of crude boys, I’m honored to be in league with her throne!
